Excuse #6: I had to harvest my crops on Farmville.
Excuse #5: It was 16 degrees outside and I didn't want to get out of bed.
Excuse #4: I had to wash a load of underwear so I wouldn't have to go to work commando style.
Excuse #3: I locked the dog in the car with it running and had to wait for the locksmith.
Excuse #2: I couldn't find my cat.
Excuse #1: I had to clip the bunny's toenails and he was farting.
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